Craig Kilborn at the mirror, trying to figure out where to go next with his hair—which was once longish, is now short and gelled in the bed-head way, but which no longer makes him feel “now”—wondering how he could get that desert-dusty look, so captivating, so natural-looking on the reporters in Tikrit, in Baghdad; is there an easily applicable product available? Will there be one soon? And if so, would using it be crass and uncouth, or flat-out genius?