A monthly advice column
This month: guest columnist Brendon Small
I’m a full-time carpenter. Is there any chance I might be the messiah?
I’ve said this a hundred times, just because you’re a smug carpenter who pontificates doesn’t make you the messiah. But then again, you might be.There’s only one way to find out: Perform a miracle. Walk on air. Take a running jump off a very high building and walk in place. Write me and let me know what happens. Either way, there is no God.
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