A Monthly Advice Column
This month: guest columnist Wyatt Cenac
Aren’t baby monitors just an invasion of privacy?
If you’re a baby, then yes, they are an invasion of privacy. Find a baby-lawyer and sue your parents for everything they’re worth. The damages will probably wind up being equal to your college tuition minus the baby-lawyer’s fee, which means you’ll have to find another way to afford to go to Europe for the summer after graduation.
If you’re not a baby, that’s a creepy question, and perhaps babies should avoid you.